Send Me Your Money Lyrics

 -M. Muir-
 
 Lights, camera, silence on the set
 Tape rolling, 3-2-1 action
 Welcome to the Church of Suicidal
 We'll have a sermon and a wonderful recital
 But before we go on there's something I must mention
 An important message I must bring to your attention
 I was in meditation and prayer last night
 I was awakened by a shining bright light
 Overhead a glorious spirit, he gave me a message and you all 
  need to hear it
 "Send me your money," that's what he said
 He said to "Send me your money"
 Now if you can only send a dollar or two
 There ain't a hell of a lot I can do for you
 But if you want to see heaven's door
 Make out a check for five hundred or more
 "Send me your money," do you hear what I said?
 "Send me your money"
 
 Now give me some bass, um yea that's how he likes it
 Now give me some silence, for all you sinners
 Now give me some bass, yea that was funky
 Now take them on home Brother Clark, send me your money
 Here comes another con hiding behind a collar
 His only god is the almighty dollar
 He ain't no prophet, he ain't healer
 He's just a two bit goddamn money stealer
 Send me your money
 Send it, you got t
Send me your money
 You hear what I'm saying?
 Send it, send it
 Send me your money
 How much you give is your own choice
 But to me it is the difference between a Porsche and a Rolls Royce
 I want you to make it hurt when you dig into your pocket
 Cause it makes me feel so good to watch my profits rocket
 Send me your money
 Now dig in deep, dig real deep into your pocket
 I want you to make it hurt!
 We'll take cash, we'll take checks
 We'll take credit cards, we'll take jewelry
 We'll take your momma's dentures if they got gold in them
 So whose gonna be the next king of the fakers
 Whose gonna take the place of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker?
 See my momma, she didn't raise no fool
 Youse you can't put a price on a miricle
 Amen