Third Rock From The Sun Lyrics

She walks into Smoky's one hip at a time like a broken field runner
Slippin through the line
He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says don't wait 
up for me I'll be working late tonight
Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears calls her sister up and cries 
get over here

Sister tells her boyfriend be back in a while boyfriend wants a beer the 
store is just a mile
He leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute
His car drives away with teenagers in it
Driver tells his buddies got one life to live
They spring into the night, let's get it over with
chorus
cause and effect, chain of events all other chaos makes perfect sense 
when your spinning round, things come undone 
welcome to earth third rock from the sun 

The kid hits the gas car starts to swerve heads for a semi truck jumps 
the curb
Truck hits the bigboy in the Shoney's parking lot flies through the air 
takes out the bank clock
transformer sparks, lines go down, town goes dark

waitress calls the cops says she saw it all swears a giant alien has 
landed at the mall cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the 
street we hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief
mayor says use your head if he ain't in his car 
he's hiding from his wife down at Smoky's Bar
chorus
contributed by LISA WHITE